meladoodle:

*taps glass to get your attention* everyone… i  look great

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blowjab:

listening to straight people complain about not being able to find someone to date

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handjob:

"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location

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quickweaves:

quickweaves:

THE LOOK OF CONFUSION ON GWEN’S FACE WHEN SHE READ KATY PERRY 

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